I have to admit

My enthusiasm for haiku

Has begun to wane

These days what you'll find

Up there on Copperhead Road

Are crystal meth labs

I will always be

Crazy 'bout a Mercury ...

Wait, Ford will pay what?

I really prefer

When you say nothing at all

So STFU

First it means one thing

By the third chorus it's changed

Recoloration!

I was country when

It was unfashionable

To be such a thing

Take a look at this

I have a hillbilly bone

Right here IN MY PANTS

In another's eyes

I can see my reflection

Hey there, little me!

I cannot help but

Wonder what she's doing now

Where's my telescope?

Papa loved Mama

So when he found her cheating

He stepped on the gas