Thursday, November 26, 2009

I have to admit
My enthusiasm for haiku
Has begun to wane

Sunday, November 22, 2009

These days what you'll find
Up there on Copperhead Road
Are crystal meth labs

Monday, November 16, 2009

I will always be
Crazy 'bout a Mercury ...
Wait, Ford will pay what?

Sunday, November 15, 2009

I really prefer
When you say nothing at all
So STFU

Friday, November 13, 2009

First it means one thing
By the third chorus it's changed
Recoloration!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

I was country when
It was unfashionable
To be such a thing

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Take a look at this
I have a hillbilly bone
Right here IN MY PANTS

Monday, November 9, 2009

In another's eyes
I can see my reflection
Hey there, little me!

Sunday, November 8, 2009

I cannot help but
Wonder what she's doing now
Where's my telescope?

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Papa loved Mama
So when he found her cheating
He stepped on the gas