tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7463257023876369052024-02-08T04:56:33.596-06:00Country HaikuHit country songs from the past and present, as well as commentary on same, rendered as haiku.deamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.comBlogger343125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-69418397198393352682010-09-18T07:00:00.000-05:002010-09-18T07:00:01.682-05:00I have to tell you<br />Today was a fairy tale<br />In that it was Grimmdeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-28969027338483443832010-09-17T18:55:00.000-05:002010-09-17T18:55:00.072-05:00It's OK, Kanye<br />We're all jackasses sometimes<br />You're just good at itdeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-61078809562002023992010-09-16T18:55:00.001-05:002010-09-16T18:55:29.323-05:00You are the best thing<br />That's ever been mine -- oh wait<br />There's also my cardeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-21629982630290649842010-08-24T17:46:00.000-05:002010-08-24T17:46:00.277-05:00Ruby, don't go out<br />Or I will take this wheelchair<br />And run you overdeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-17882984826767717212010-08-23T17:44:00.001-05:002010-08-23T17:46:28.083-05:00Mr. conductor?<br />This guy next to me just died<br />He was a gamblerdeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-39669748772654472332010-07-24T08:14:00.000-05:002010-07-24T08:14:00.285-05:00Go ahead, whip me<br />I just get off on the pain<br />I've been bad, mistress!deamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-53998733127182851872010-07-23T08:12:00.001-05:002010-07-23T08:12:00.458-05:00Hey there, working man<br />With your hard hat and hammer<br />We're laying you offdeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-82504313223292332232010-07-22T08:09:00.000-05:002010-07-22T08:09:00.147-05:00Pour your love on me<br />Just don't pour your beer on me<br />This is a new shirtdeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-89306702669148147772010-07-21T08:07:00.000-05:002010-07-21T08:07:00.659-05:00If you don't take me<br />Down to the little white church<br />No more ass for youdeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-15899259369481304022010-07-20T08:04:00.000-05:002010-07-20T08:04:00.779-05:00Since my only skill<br />Is drinking beer very well<br />I don't have a jobdeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-27340244436148774602010-07-18T19:57:00.002-05:002010-07-18T20:03:28.089-05:00The house that built me<br />Was bought up, flipped and resold<br />Now in foreclosuredeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-88498035399423197222010-07-09T20:39:00.001-05:002010-07-09T20:41:04.876-05:00I'm gonna sit down<br />And I'll smoke a little smoke<br />And then ... uh ... dude ... what?deamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-48754946066683931602010-06-28T18:20:00.000-05:002010-06-28T18:20:00.435-05:00Losing your hand, wife,<br />Brother, father and your house?<br />That dude's unluckydeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-40214125598747076602010-06-27T18:10:00.000-05:002010-06-27T18:10:00.586-05:00She makes Kracker smile<br />But no woman could help him<br />To sing like a birddeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-5368313902695640152010-06-26T18:06:00.002-05:002010-06-26T18:10:06.984-05:00In our kind of love<br />We're up for anything, right?<br />Try on these handcuffsdeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-68145639530275223782010-06-17T04:15:00.000-05:002010-06-17T04:15:00.380-05:00We'll live in a van<br />Doesn't that sound great, darling?<br />Hey, stop hitting me!deamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-51124758518910814032010-06-16T16:11:00.000-05:002010-06-16T16:11:00.338-05:00If you want to hear<br />One more "old man's advice" song<br />Well, ain't you crazy?deamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-36133369017884829252010-06-14T16:08:00.000-05:002010-06-14T16:08:00.862-05:00You want a band name<br />That beats "The Long Road to Love"?<br />You just keep prayingdeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-85127207034489987272010-06-13T13:03:00.000-05:002010-06-13T13:03:00.650-05:00Fat dog, skinny dog<br />Little itty bitty dog<br />Let me see ... Snoop Dogg?deamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-46141916384953477812010-06-12T15:55:00.000-05:002010-06-12T15:55:00.100-05:00There ain't nothing like<br />A Sonia Dada cover<br />To say "I'm country"deamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-83522964578616295072010-06-11T13:52:00.000-05:002010-06-11T13:52:00.199-05:00If you don't follow<br />@DrunkenMartina's Twitter<br />You're wrong baby wrongdeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-4950840564581059552010-06-10T14:45:00.000-05:002010-06-10T14:45:00.239-05:00Uh uh uh uh uh<br />Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh<br />Uh uh undo itdeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-6416640563517557452010-06-09T15:44:00.000-05:002010-06-09T15:45:07.591-05:00Rain is a good thing<br />Until it destroys Nashville<br />Then it kinda sucksdeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-41374587147266678652010-05-20T15:01:00.000-05:002010-05-20T15:01:00.847-05:00We're unstoppable<br />Also unlistenable,<br />intolerabledeamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-746325702387636905.post-46637242664525034192010-05-18T14:59:00.000-05:002010-05-18T14:59:00.898-05:00Sometimes I wonder<br />On this Highway 20 ride<br />Should I move closer?deamoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15406423939569322948noreply@blogger.com0