The house that built me
Was bought up, flipped and resold
Now in foreclosure

I'm gonna sit down
And I'll smoke a little smoke
And then ... uh ... dude ... what?

Losing your hand, wife,
Brother, father and your house?
That dude's unlucky

She makes Kracker smile
But no woman could help him
To sing like a bird

In our kind of love
We're up for anything, right?
Try on these handcuffs

We'll live in a van
Doesn't that sound great, darling?
Hey, stop hitting me!

If you want to hear
One more "old man's advice" song
Well, ain't you crazy?

You want a band name
That beats "The Long Road to Love"?
You just keep praying

Fat dog, skinny dog
Little itty bitty dog
Let me see ... Snoop Dogg?

There ain't nothing like
A Sonia Dada cover
To say "I'm country"